Who are these amateurs?
Charlye
Growing up in Texas and realizing you're a witch is discombombulating. After winning the county BBQ contest with a particularly stunning accidental "Smoke 'em if you eat 'em" spell, Charlye discovered a talent for being ridiculous on the mic with her cousin Macy as they shrieked into the microphone "like honking animals". Dick meat aside, Charlye is the Texan half of the Hour, and works with fire, ancestors, and sometimes a little oil magic just to keep things lubed up.
Kimothy
She's just this guy, you know? Your new grandpa was born in 3023 on the sun. Once moving to earth, she grew up in Virginia, and when she joined the Army she lived in North Carolina, Germany, Colorado, Your Mom, Texas, and finally ended up in the Sonoran Desert of Arizona. A combination of Appalachian roots, Celtic ancestry, and a sprinkling of Norse deity once in a while get you this dirt witch who basically wanders around picking up random burritos to turn into witchcraft.
